Disengaging Phrases: Bamboozle Them with Jargon

Important memo. I just had a thought shower so at this moment in time here is all of it so we keep our heads up as I want to keep you in the loop to get our ducks in a row by brainstorming and being pro-active about going forward to touch base at the end of the day so that we sing from the same hymn sheet to turn things around with our 360º thinking before the credit crunch has our thinking outside of the box go so high as to become blue sky thinking and we begin pushing the envelope to start downsizing.

According to work in Great Britain these were the 20 most despised words of business jargon:

1. Thinking outside of the box
2. Touch base
3. At the end of the day
4. Going forward
5. All of it
6. Blue sky thinking
7. Out of the box
8. Credit crunch
9. Heads up
10. Singing from the same hymn sheet
11. Pro-active
12. Downsizing
13. Ducks in a row
14. Brainstorming
15. Thought shower
16. 360º thinking
17. Flag it up
18. Pushing the envelope
19. At this moment in time
20. In the loop

How about writing some jargon in a comment to my memo. We can keep everyone disengaged or at least completely bamboozled.