A modern working twist on Rudyard Kipling’s If
IF you can keep
your head
when all about you
are losing theirs
your Blackberry is broken.
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If you can keep your job when all about you
Are losing theirs and rightly blaming you
If you can fake sincerity when men doubt you
And make them suffer for their doubting too
If you can apologise for keeping someone waiting
But delay them further by your lies
And seem good natured while secretly hating
The well-informed, the gentle and the wise
If you can plot – to overthrow your master
If you can snipe – without bothering to aim
If you can meet with Chaos and Disaster
And treat those two co-workers just the same
If you thrill to hear your name is spoken
Feted by dolts and praised by fools
And insist on fixing things that are not broken
Or, failing, turn around and blame your tools
If you can steal the balance of the Lotto winnings
And fire someone without giving a toss
If you can stall an initiative’s beginnings
And ensure the outcome’s total loss
If you can do without backbone or sinew
And leave a mess behind you when you’ve gone
If you can kill all honesty within you
And focus everything on Getting On
If you can reject all impulses to virtue
Poison every task with leprous touch
Ensure that all of those that hurt you
End up hurt themselves at least as much
If you can fill each unproductive minute
With a critique of how the firm is run
And forget the part that you play in it-
You will be a Manager, my son.